Tuesday, 22 June 2010

Classy moments in pregnancy, number 3672: the buying of cigars

You know what's really good for pregnant women? Cuban cigars.

That's right, there's nothing that growing fetuses like better than some fine, hand-rolled tobacco passing through the placenta. Mmmm, nutritious!

Which is why I'm baffled by the funny looks I got walking out of the tobacconists clutching a bulging box of fat Havanas the other day.

What? It's a craving, all right?

(they were for my dad. Honest.)

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