Guest post by MrLumpyBadger
SCENE: Mr & Mrs Badger watching "Russel Howard's Good News" on BBC3. A very heartwarming 3 minute short is shown concerning "Dogs for the Disabled" featuring a very cute golden retriever, and a ... well, a Disabled.
Disabled Girl (on tv): ... He's my best friend ... I love him ...
Mr Badger: Of course you realise he'll be dead within 12 years.
Mrs Badger: NOOOOOOO! That's AWFUL! You can't say that!
Although ... she'll probably be dead by then too.