Lumpy follows me into the loo: "I have to come too," he says, matter of factly. "Because I'm the wee wee supervisor."
During a picnic in the garden, with genuine panic: "Mummy, mummy, the brie might blow away!"
At the play session, in the Wendy house, holding the door shut against a determined crawler who wants to come in. I intervene, giving the standard bollocks about sharing, blah blah blah. Lumpy looks at me with great sincerity and says "But I can't let her in, because of the sign. The sign on the door says 'no babies allowed.'"
At the pub, pretty much out of nowhere: "Instead of calling you mummy, we could call you Jim."
Okay. I'll shut up and go away now.