I (beings a thortfull and considereat sorts) tried to sends you a card and a lovli big presents (manys present, in fact. Presentz x a millions). I writes it out in best handwritin, wraps up presentz, but those idiots I lives with - they failz to post. Becos they are stupids.
And then they prevents me from coming on the interwebz, with all their screechings and goings on, so I cans not even emailz you. They keeps me locked in a cupboard, you knows. Iz true.
So I has to just sendz you this hugz.
Iz nice hugz. Reelies. Only a bit bitey. And teeny bits slobbery.
Sorry is not wrapped.
Loves from Lumpi xxx
(with no help froms those stupids Booby Badger peoples)